Today, I went to visit Bud at 665. Darenzia was with me and I pulled this item off the rack to show her. Perplexed expressions dominated both of our faces. I have to admit it looks better in the photos than it did on the rack, but my gut reaction to the word "singlet" is EWWWW.
And then, after I came home I was doing <cough> "RESEARCH" and came across this little number. OMG SO EWWWW! That is not in any way attractive. I really really don't get it. Maybe that's why it's on sale. Perhaps they should consider dropping the price even further.
I know it's not nice to speak negatively, but as an honorary gay (in some circles at least) I'm gonna speak up. Ick. Phoooey.
Give me a big leatherman in chaps and a codpiece any day.
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Nicho... That is too right. I hang my head in shame. LOL
BAM!!
It's like Emeril having butt sex. I love it.
C'mon.
Think about it for a second. This isn't about aesthetic hotness. This is pure MAN utilitarianism.
Let me present the scenario.
You're at a hot man orgy, right. A man is bent over in front of you. You're about to go balls deep and the fellow asks about a condom. BAM! Condom in your hand from left thigh pocket.
You're going at fellow #1 and fellow #2 says, "Me too" BAM! " 18 Inch dildo comes out of right thigh pocket."
Suddenly Fellow #3 says from behind you. "Air traffic control, we got incoming." Bam! Whip out lube... from some other pocket.
It's all simple. I'm a little embarrassed to have to explain this to you. I'm just surprised I have to explain this to you. I'm a straight man and resent having to think of all that hot man action to explain simple things to you.
.... HOT!
I'm going to sleep with my wife now.
Bam!
That's the kind of thing u wear when you're looking to dip your junk in the mashed potatoes!
Jesus, you are so right. Nearly fell off my chair when I saw those.
rofl! That is to funny!
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